I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M the left reading "ESTD 1982"

the left reading "ESTD 1982" and the right showing musical notes and "Ridgemont Arcade

Slapping a guy whose cardio peaks at pouring Kahlúa onto a mountain range next to extreme sports branding is aggressively wrong in the best way

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket

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I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M the left reading "ESTD 1982"Baseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked